Why settle for happy?

Things are about to get serious!

Our good friends at http://thehappyhousewife.com/ have done some good work…so we’re out to do better.  Why would you want to settle for happy when you could be happier?  This (fake) site isn’t going to stop at “happy”…we’re going all the way! 

We don’t want to take anything away from Thehappyhousewife.  Her site is amazing.  Please check it out if you want (serious) advice about managing your money, great home schooling tips and how to feed a family of eight for under $600/month.  We’re going to take a completely different and less realistic approach. 

Everyone knows money buys happiness.  So, we need to either cut costs or bring in more ka-ching.  Instead of taking a responsible approach let’s explore an area Thehappyhousewife has completely ignored: child labor.

For only two easy payments of $19.95 you can be first in line for thehappIERhousewife’s Professional Car Detailing service.  It’s service with a smile and a strong emphasis on safety!


(FINE PRINT:  Service does not include hood, windows, roof, areas above three feet and probably not all four tires)


5 Responses to Why settle for happy?

  1. Lily says:

    Y’all are naughty! 😉

  2. Somebody's Mimi says:

    At last …someone who is more in line with my life!!! I am looking for a car detailing company in Florida… maybe I could buy the franchise rights for Florida. What do ya think? I think we could make lots of money!!

  3. Amy says:

    Hey, can she come do the undercarriage of my van later today? It’d be worth every penny! 😉

  4. thehappierhousewife says:

    We may need to rethink using child labor as our main source of income. Right now, for example, during peak business hours, our detail specialist is taking a 2-1/2 hour nap!!

  5. Nancy says:

    That is so funny!

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